#I GOT TO RAMBLING AGAINN…

[pidgedee]

I am VERY curious about your DND pantheon. Can I ask about the Ancient One and the Wanderer? The Gambler? Lyca and Lyra had quite a few endings for their story—are those something Karl made up, or is he just spreading as many versions as he could?

YOU CERTAINLY MAY!! i love talking about them so much.

the Ancient One is, as the name suggests, a very old god. a very organic and nature-aligned god too! his religion is a more dnd-traditional one, the sort with temples and orders of clerics and scriptures that are centuries old. it’s a little less widespread nowadays in-universe, but still common enough that shelter of the faithful from a background in the ancient one’s teachings will serve you well (looking at you, quackity).

as for The Wanderer well he is a blorbo to me and i care for him very much. he’s the god of travelers and because of that he’s generally revered as, like, this brave adventurer or explorer, and you pray to him for protection on your travels and such. BUT there’s this other aspect to him that’s less explored by his followers in-universe and it’s that the wanderer is fucking lost. like, literally - he’s never reached a destination himself because he is constantly on the move. he’s wandering because he has nowhere to stay and he hasn’t found an end to his journey yet. and the whole wandering shrines thing is such a funky way to illustrate that!! this guy’s worship literally hinges on the concept of an endless journey. he is a god who literally cannot find peace or else he’ll stop being a deity. like. waugh. he’s so blorbo to me okay

the gambler is, like, not quite as well developed in my brain as some of the other deities which is sad but i do have the basics and i think she’s neat! she’s about calculating risk vs reward and then throwing caution to the wind and doing it anyway, she’s about the underdog, she’s about beating the odds with your fists if you’ve gotta! and she’s hot. who said that. worshipping her is real common in big cities, and travelers might prefer her over the wanderer, depending on their background, given she’s a little scrappier than mr lost at sea over there.

AND LYCA AND LYRA. oh i love the twins. so the twins are not proper deities like the rest of the pantheon! they don’t have specific scriptures or teachings; they don’t even really have a religion necessarily. they’re just… There, for right now. baby gods, i suppose! the way karl worships them — by talking about them — is really the best way you can worship them as such new deities. spread their stories! make them exist to more people! power through belief and all that. so yeah, karl 100% made up those endings, but for the twins the idea of cycles and the act of beginnings again is worship itself.

( also, bonus fun fact - somebody in the tags theorized that the twins represent the other side and the inbetween, which is a LOVELY theory. i am not half so clever so unfortunately it is not correct, but i will say you’re onto something with (at least a few of) the deities being inspired by dsmp locations :] )

[s4toryuu]

hellooo!!

anon from before here :)

i’m glad to hear you’re feeling better!! being sick is the worst imo, so i’m happy you’re healthy again! and a happy new year to you, too! <3

school….. ugh. i’m in the same boat, i’m dreading each day school comes closer

me 🤝 you <- hating school, haha

also!! i read your inumaki hcs and AAAHH!! i loved it—love. love. loved it!!! you write him so silly and i absolutely adore that, especially the parts (1) when he was wearing a maxi dress to train and then just went shirtless LOL (2) when you said he’s a just teen boy who scream laughs

bc YES!!! i swear his laugh is lowkey insane lmaooo

(and i saw in the tags you were thinking about megumi hc… YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES!!! AKDHWUFJR IM SHAKING IM SO EXCITED FOR WHATEVER IDEAS YOU HAVE FOR HIM IF YOU DO WRITE IT!!)

sorry, i’m rambling at this point, but it’s nice to talk to you :) definitely will be coming around a lot more!

do you mind if i’m “b! anon” by chance?

HII AGAINN b! anon 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

thank you so much I’m so happy you love waffleverse toge!! LOOLL he’s lliiiturully my man

he scream laughs the most during online games… i love his va uchiyama kouki so much like i went crazy when i watched horimiya because miyamura (don’t get me started) is ALSO my man

I wish we got more of him in the manga/anime so bad but hey, it leaves us wanting more and spawns so many fics so

as for gumi stay tuned muehehe

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

so this is what heaven feels like…

time to go back to bed!! :^)

[frogtanii]

HI AGAINN

I suppose i of t have to be anonymous anymore but i don’t make you have to change the tags so i’ll guess i’ll keep being ⛈ anon for now!!

TYSMMM IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED!! PKEASE I MADE MYSELF CRY WRITING BOTH FOR KIRISHIMA AND SHINSOU MY GOD

i recently got back into writing and i’m v glad that i’m much better than i was before! i was in my BAGGG when i wrote shinsou’s drabble, as i was when i wrote kirishima’s drabble too!

honestly out of the three i’ve written so far, both kirishima’s and shinsou’s are my favorite?? like there’s something so soft about coming to terms with the idea of love bad how it’s scary but if you really wanna try, then you will. like it can be the scariest thing in the world, both rejection and actually having your feelings required, idk, i’m always put into a really strong headspace when i write, also since i love it so much!!

anyways i’m rambling g so much saskdkak i’m gonna shut up bc i’m grinning at the fact that you liked it🥺🥺 ty for giving it a shot lovely, it means a lot!!

-⛈

KKSJD HELLO LOVE <3333 i am absolutely in love w how passionate u are??? idk i think it’s v sweet n it makes me v sof hehe ily (platonically) bestie <3333

[y-trulysemi]

aha this is just me rambling againn

on a side note, i started the first day of december quite well. i finished my assignments (no more pending assignments and sleepless nights omggg yesss), got my new phone and yeah never felt at peace lol 😳

[abcreid]

Love Slash Hate

Spencer Reid x Reader.

Hi alllll!!!!! So i got a request from anonymous!!! Finally after decade somebody Requested againn!!!! Thank you anon for trusting me by req to me!!!

As always, sorry for the bad grammar.

Who Requested ••• Masterlist

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“Hey are you available this weekend?” JJ asked you after the briefing from Hotch finished. “You know my son, Henry, wants to throw a birthday party, so I’m inviting the team, including you, the new kid in here.” You and her walked together to each other’s desk. “So what do you think?”

You were happy at the moment because this is the 3 times you were invited to the team’s gathering remembering you were new to the BAU world. You replaced Agent Blake because she was resigned. But in that 3 events you were invited, you never came to any of them. You had another own agenda with your friends, then you lied to the team you had a party with your friends. You had to lie because of your one of the team, Spencer. He was really a pain in your ass. His rude attitude, insulted every movement of yours and he didn’t want to be paired with you whenever Hotch asked.

And now you saw him at his desk prepared to go to the jet with the team. You sighed. This guy is only guy who seem to hated on you. No, he really hated you. Which one of attitude he hated so much about you? You polite to him since the day you came to BAU. He slightly looked at you cynical. Then he went fast leaving the room.

“Uh i don’t know... my friend asked me to stay over in her place...,” You answer her in doubt. Because the reason is Spencer. He will be there of course since Henry is his godson and you will meet him and you two would caused a scene and ruined the party.

She smirked. “Is it about Spence? You didn’t want to see him at the party?”

You chuckled. “Him? Seriously? I don’t even think about him...,” you frowned. Wait, what would you even to think about his existence at the party? You could avoid him and you both would happy for not seeing each other. “Uh... i think I’m free for this weekend. See you then on your son’s party.”

She smiled and leave you behind to toilet.

“So you will come to Henry’s party?” Spencer surprisingly greeted you. In a flat expression.

“Yeah... JJ asked me.” You answered him while put your stuffs to your bag. You didn’t make eye contact with him because you didn’t want to make things awkward. “You come?” You really tried to polite to him since he didnt brag.

“Of course i will. I’m Henry’s godfather. What do you expect? Me not coming? Really YN? You’re the worst.”

You stopped and looked at him? “Really? I just asked you if you will come or not. I didn’t say anything else. Why are you hating on me so much? You really want me to move out from BAU? Hell no you professor. I won’t and you have to face m-,” He left you behind and didn’t listen to your rambling. “Me every day, fuck you.”

You breath slowly. That guy is really annoyed your life. “Fuck you? Reid?” Hotch came to your desk with his briefcase in his right hand.

“Hey Sir... i mean Hotch... no... I cursed to myself.” He raised his left eyebrow because he knew you told him lie. “Yeah it was for him. Why would he did such thing? Hating on someone without an explanation. Did i do something wrong to him? It’s been a month and half since i worked here and he kept insulting my life. You guys were very nice to me except him. I’m confused.”

“He’s socially awkward.” Hotch and you walked together to the lift. “He through a hard time months before and he still until today. Don’t mind him, he will nice to you after months later.” You smiled at his blurred explanation. Lol he would be nice to you after months, crazy Spencer.

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“Hey YN, welcome!” JJ hugged you and you gave a present to both of her kids. “What do you guys say to aunt YN?”

“Thank you aunt YN.” You smiled and join the team who stood far from JJ and her family.

“Look who’s here!” Morgan shout when you came and you smiled. Because you didn’t see Spencer around them. Finally, a little happy time for you. “YN, you had no excuses more, hadn’t you?”

“Young lady, I’m so happy to see you come and join us! You are part of this family.” Garcia hugged you and you hugged her back.

Then Rossi came joined. “Sorry all, I’m late.” He surprised to saw you. “YN, welcome to the team. No party with your friends anymore?” He joked and everyone laughing including you. Meantime your eyes were looking for the troublemaker of the month. “Relax kid, the other kid you looking for were playing with the birthday boy.”

You sighed with a relief. For the next hours you can breathe in peace.

“Hey YLN, did you remember th-“ Morgan’s voice start to fading when you saw Spencer walk over to where the team stood.

“I think I’m gonna grab a drink.” You turned back and start to walking but Garcia hold your hand.

“No no no no, YLN, don’t avoid him. Face him. Or don’t even mind that boy wonder. You still can have some fun with us, okay?” Everyone looking at you and gave you same look like Garcia gave to you. You gave in and stick with the team.

“Hey guys...,” He stopped for a moment when he looked at you. Like he didn’t know what to say about you. Felt like he stunned by you. “Oh you came.” He looked at you in anger. “Why you came today after all the event we held before? Was it because of this team suck? You thought this team is suck?”

“Reid, c’mon, this is Henry’s party, it’s all about fun, okay?” Hotch rebuked Spencer.

“Enough. Enough for you to insulted me. I never came to all the party you held because of yourself Dr. Spencer Reid. The arrogant and douchebag man I’ve ever met in my entire life. You were the reason i never came. You always hated and mocked every movement of mine. For the past 45 days i worked at BAU, i keep myself to ignore your attitude, bu i can’t hold it anymore. Everyone has a limit, you know?” You pointed at him. “I didn’t know what i ever did to you and i didn’t know what you been through before i worked here, but you couldn’t wreak it on me, you understand? You can hate me all you want and i dont care, at least show your professionalism.”

You didn’t talk that loud so only the team could hear you. Even JJ too busy with the kids so she didn’t look at team.

Everyone on the team shocked after you gave your angry speech to Spencer.

“I... i didn’t m-“

You left him when he tried to talk to you. Just like the time he ignored you few days ago. You walked to the drink table to grab something you could drink. Your mouth was too dry because you talk that much to Spencer. You really want to look back but Spencer might be looking at you right now so you hold yourself. Since it’s kids party, there’s only water and soda available in here. You took soda and drank it fast.

“Hey i never thought you would-“

“What? You didn’t satisfied enough to mock me, did you?” You confronted him with disappointment. “I’m tired to argued with you, okay? Now leave me, please.” You ignored him and start to drink water.

“My girlfriend was murdered in front of me.” He started the talk.

“What?” You shocked and looked at him in his eyes.

“Yeah it was 8 months and 4 days ago. Then you came 6 weeks ago and you started to steal my attention. I was scared of loving someone again because Maeve died. So thats why i rather ignored you and made you hate me so i can forget about you. But the fact I couldn’t. And i realized when you mad at me, i can’t let you. I have to get you. And I like you, YN.”

You furrowed your eyebrows and grinned in confusion. “Really...? Because i didn’t believe it and neither the team.” When you glanced at them, they held a paper with love sign. They all smiled and you looked back at him. Your heart start beating fast than usual and you couldn’t bear the smile because for all this time you had this crush on him but the hate he gave to you put away the love you have on him.

“So any chance for you to forgive me?”

“Yes.”

[lovren-la-vida-luka]

Thanks to a genius anon for this prompt! 

Word count: 1119 Warnings: drug use (obviously, although it is accidental), strong language

“Here we go!”

Šime Vrsaljko appeared proudly in the doorway, holding a platter loaded with cookies.

“My first attempt at baking – thanks for the challenge, guys, it was actually pretty fun! Chocolate peppermint cookies.”

He put the plate down on the table in the middle of the room, and after seeing the hesitant looks being exchanged between his teammates, took one himself. He bit into it and smiled in pleasant surprise. “I’m not just saying this, these are actually really good!” he beamed, and with that reassurance Dejan reached over and grabbed one too.

“He’s not joking, you know,” chuckled Dejan, finishing the cookie and reaching for another.

Soon, the whole group were helping themselves to cookies, praising Šime on his baking skills.

“I can’t taste the peppermint, but they are good,” smiled Luka as he positioned himself on the floor cross-legged to be closest to the table. “I’m gonna sit here, because Lovren is hogging them.”

Dejan began to laugh, and couldn’t stop. “HOGGING THEM,” he screeched, then fell helplessly to the side, head resting on Šime’s shoulder, tears rolling down his cheeks.

Luka chuckled nervously. “It’s not that funny, Dejo,” he said, but Dejan wasn’t listening.

“It is quite funny,” mused Šime. “Everything’s funny if you think about it for long enough. Nothing’s funny if you think about it for too long, though. It’s one of those things in life-“

Before he could get any further into his monologue, Dejan snorted loudly with laughter and toppled from the sofa, landing next to Luka. Luka’s eyes grew wide as he looked across the room at Raketa.

“Ivan, dragi, can you help Dejo? He fell. I want to help Dejo but my legs don’t work.”

Raketa stumbled across the room, looking panicked. “What do you mean your legs don’t work?! Lukica! We need to call the ambulance – or the police – we need to call the police, because maybe someone did that. Maybe someone stole your feet and maybe it was Ronaldo. I bet it was –”

“Ivan, stop rambling,” drawled Luka, draping an arm around him. “My feet are right there. It’s fine.”

“It’s fine?!” squawked Raketa. “How can it be fine?!”

However, Luka was no longer thinking about his legs, nor the hysterically cackling Dejan next to him. He was only aware of Ivan’s face.

“You… are… beautiful,” he smiled lazily, caressing Ivan’s cheek. “Like, I’ve never noticed how beautiful your eyes are. They’re… really fucking pretty.”

Ivan stroked Luka’s hair fondly and looked over at Dejan, who had calmed down enough to sit up, his back leaning against the sofa while Šime lay on it.

“Bro?” said Šime, placing a hand on Dejan’s shoulder. Dejan turned to look at him. “Yes?” Šime smiled and looked deep into Dejan’s eyes. “Do you ever think about, like, parallel universes? I wonder if there’s one where we’re married. That would be funny.”

Dejan furrowed his brow, unsure how to respond, when he was interrupted by a very loud and bouncy Domagoj Vida. “Šime, where’s the speaker? I want to put music on,” yelled Domo, and somehow, from Šime’s cryptic and incomplete directions, he managed to find it. After a few plays of Marica, which seemed to get funnier every time, Domo accidentally selected the song above it. Mamma Mia.

“That song hurts my ears,” whined Perisic, which Domo found to be a hilarious incentive to turn the volume up.

“What the fuck, man?” snapped Perisic, jumping up, but before he reached Domo he was dragged back down by Mandzo, who enveloped him in a hug.

“You know you’re my favourite on the team, right?” said Mario, cuddling Ivan like an oversized teddy bear. “I love you. You’re my-“

Suddenly, the door swung open and a stern faced Zlatko walked in. “ZLATKO DALIĆ, HERE WE GO AGAIN,” hollered Domo in time with the music, sending Dejan into yet another fit of hysterical laughter.

Zlatko’s face turned from annoyance to shock as he hurriedly closed the door behind him.

“Are you all out of your minds?!” he hissed. “Luka too? I thought you would know better. Jesus!”

The whole team turned to look at him, Domo giggling madly and Dejan biting the inside of his cheek to try to hold himself back from doing the same.

“What do you mean, baby?” asked Luka softly, gazing at Dalic as if he were the love of his life.

Dalic felt his frown soften as he looked back at Luka’s blissful face, but as Domo honked with laughter and Dejan joined him – “THAT SONG WAS REALLY FUNNY, DO IT AGAIN DOMO” followed by “DOMO NO” from Charlie – the exasperation soon returned.

“What I mean is you all getting high as kites in here!” barked Zlatko, and a silence fell over the group as Mario grabbed the speaker and turned it off.

“High?” asked Šime. “Nah, we just ate some cookies I made. I think Dejo and Domo are on a sugar high, that’s all. They ate like four each.”

“I’m not an idiot,” sighed Dalic. “What was in the cookies?”

“Chocolate and peppermint,” said Šime, and Dalic raised an eyebrow.

“Peppermint. Sure.”

“It was, I swear,” promised Šime. “We didn’t have any, so Domagoj went out and got some for me.”

All eyes turned to look at Domo, who nodded eagerly.

“Yup! I didn’t know where to get it – then I couldn’t even remember the name – but I asked this guy if he knew where I could get, you know, the green stuff you bake into cookies, and he had some in his house he wanted rid of! How lucky is that? It was the good stuff too, or so he said. It was expensive as hell.”

Dalic groaned and leaned against the wall, head in his hands.

“Domagoj Vida, budalo jedna,” he sighed, turning around to see Domo grinning sheepishly at his teammates as he realised what he’d done. “All of you, back to your rooms, I’ll leave it up to you to decide whether you wake up Rakitic and try to get him back to his room or just swap - put him to bed here and let Lovren room with Luka for tonight - all I know is that I want all of you in bed, and I’ll send up water for all of you.”

“I don’t mind sharing with Dejo,” smiled Luka serenely. “Dejo… is the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

Dalic shook his head in disbelief and walked out, wondering what he did wrong in a past life to deserve them. However, as he paced the corridor to his room, a slight smile spread across his face. That song had been pretty funny. And he wouldn’t change them for the world.

xxx

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[purplepotatomunv]

It's been like a month lmao why am I switching from joking to Sad Binch Hours over this breakup smh, feelings are d U M B